In the wake of watching Jack knocking out his super-white teeth I’ve actually been doing quite a bit of work. As much as I “like” working I’ve been finding it getting weirder and weirder in the last few months. I just seem to get landed with strange people on every trip away and before you even think it – it’s not me! As is … Continue reading The Truth About Chemtrails
Since I collapsed on the flight deck and proved that the coffee diet I invented is one of my finest moments to date, I have in fact been to a number of yoga classes. Fitting it in around a roster that has me going East and West like an explorer in the middle ages is tough and although I decided against the yoga pants … Continue reading The Force Is Strong On The Flight Deck
Making my way to Head Office to discuss my inappropriate use of the fire test system inflight proved to be a shittier day than I had expected. They basically read me the riot act. In honesty, I feel that’s a little harsh but I couldn’t defend it as a revenge project because that would be pretty unprofessional. Thankfully they’re letting me stay on the … Continue reading Go Pro No-No
I’m back in the real now world and I’ve got a few days off to ponder the email I’ve received regarding my inflight actions on the way back from Rio. It appears the other pilot may have decided my actions were a little stupid and reported me for it. I’ve got to admit I probably should not have done it but unless they fire … Continue reading Netflix and Chill?
A week before the Rio trip I check my roster and I’m flying with a pretty decent crew. I get onto them straight away, and I’m making sure they know I’m trying to score one of the cabin crew girls. I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to fly with her for months after it got exceptionally flirtatious on a trip to New York. We … Continue reading Caipirihnas & Speedos
It has been a long week and I do not mean that in a good way. I had to go to the doctor with some major medical concerns. Now I don’t mind the doctors all that much but my concerns were real and you know some things you just have to take seriously. I’m heading to Rio tomorrow for a few nights – you … Continue reading Zika May Cause Embarrassment
The Long-Haul Journal of Logan Jacob 